From the mind that brought you the amplified tumbi, plastic saaps, and how to light up khundey using EL wire, I present velcro phuman.
I know the image is kinda crappy but it's the best I could do to illustrate the idea.

Procedure:
1. Size an elastic band to comfortably go around wrist or bicep area
2. Sew/adhere/bond 3M dual lock velcro to ends of elastic band
3. Sew/adhere/bond phuman strategically to the elastic band (size, placement, quantity of phuman(fabric balls) may vary...bonus points for light up phuman)

Purpose:
To avoid phuman mishaps such as:

PANJ Bulldog--Bhangra Dancers NIghtmare

3M Dual Lock velcro is very legit

How about a custom made flexible chadra also lolz

loll. i like both of these ideas stated above.