100 Reasons Its Better To Be A Guy

[ENVY BANG-RUH]

http://theburningbiscuit.com/100ReasonsItsBetterToBeAGuy.html

 

[PartyJatt]

4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

Pretty much self-explanatory.

 

[Rupica]

THATS HILARIOUS BUT I STILL LOVE BEING A GIRL =)

 

[Gagan-Gill]

lol
some goood shit there

 

[pritpal94]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

 

[terabaap]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

oh boy. you have a lot to learn young grasshopper. google is your friend.

 

[siddyp]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

just give school a couple of years and you'll learn. unless the UK lets parents do that. in which case dont ask your parents cause they'll probably slap you since you're 'still young'.

 

[Saab]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

Its what Rupica probably had when she wrote her response in all caps....


(I kid)

 

[pritpal94]

It's something dirty...

 

[pritpal94]

Holy Crap!
It's groase!
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11783

 

[PartyJatt]

Holy Crap!
It's groase!
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11783

poor kid

 

[Mowsuf]

Holy Crap!
It's groase!
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11783

poor kid

lol, what are we gonna do with you pritpal

 

[Saleem]

Holy Crap!
It's groase!
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11783

poor kid

lol, what are we gonna do with you pritpal

I think Pritpal is actually this 35 year old epic troll pretending to be a clueless 14yr old boy.

 

[yraparla]

Holy Crap!
It's groase!
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11783

poor kid

lol, what are we gonna do with you pritpal

I think Pritpal is actually this 35 year old epic troll pretending to be a clueless 14yr old boy.

yea this was too obvious

 

[KingGeorge]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

bhangra

 

[Ashqe]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much.. waitttt nevermind, I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

Okay fuck that I had to post this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

 

[KaraN]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much.. waitttt nevermind, I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

Okay fuck that I had to post this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

CLASSIC! and
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
60. The world is your urinal.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

 

[terabaap]

ohhh pritpal.

 

[Rupica]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

Its what Rupica probably had when she wrote her response in all caps....


(I kid)

SHUTUP RAM I ALWAYS WRITE IN ALL CAPS. i forgot BTF don't allow dat =)

 

[Meistro]

Your orgasms are real.
Wtf an orgasm?

bhangra

the first time I saw sadhar college perform. haha



.........42. You can be president.
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN.............JKKK!!!!

*59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH