If you absolutely must get into a "¡BHANGRA BATTLE!"™ and it is absolutely not going your way (ie: Your girlfriend is changing her facebook relationship status to single via her Droid), try this handy maneuver. Surprise your opponent with a lethal "¡BHANGRA ROAR!"™ and you may be able to knock him/her out with the resulting sonic wave. Hell, he/she may instinctively respond with their own and you may gain acceptance from the onlooking crowd and a friend for life.*
The technique, in its primary testing phase:
*This statement has not been verified by the FDA. Results may vary. If you're ugly, chances are really really against you in making a new friend. Neither Kinnell nor Anakh-E-Gabroo Laboratories, Inc are not responsible for any damage, devastation or embarrassment caused by the "¡BHANGRA ROAR!"™. Please use with caution.