Jokes

[Gurbir23]

BTW, i friggin love nerdy science related jokes

 

[Karan V]

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

 

[Jatt08]

Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" [You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.]

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

 

[Amanpaul]

Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange
Saanu pata ni si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange

 

[Gurbir23]

Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" [You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.]

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

what did i just read lol...i dont get it

 

[kinnell]

Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" [You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.]

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

what did i just read lol...i dont get it

Hmm... made more sense to me than some of these BTF posts lately... lol

 

[ENVY BANG-RUH]

Ik bus driver conductor nu puchda

Bus Driver: Oh kuri ne tere thappar kyon maareya

Conductor: Mera pani di botal ohdii seat de thuley peyaa si

Conductor: Mein kya, beeba, tunga chak, mein pani kadna

 

[imakhilyou37]

what did the pizza say to the other pizza that was in his way?



PIZZA HUT!

What did the sunglasses say to the other sunglasses in his way?

SUNGLASS HUT!


8)

 

[Navkarn]

what did the pizza say to the other pizza that was in his way?



PIZZA HUT!

What did the sunglasses say to the other sunglasses in his way?

SUNGLASS HUT!


8)

LOOOOOL

 

[Manjot]

Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange
Saanu pata ni si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange

i love stuff like this lol

 

[sgrewal30]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

lol so wrong, but funny

LMFAO AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Gurbir23]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

and manjot, i dont know why but i found your gif hilarious lol, its like all of abbotsford is going, yipee....in fast forward!

 

[ENVY BANG-RUH]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

LOL, nerdy jokes make me chuckle. good one

 

[Gurbir23]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

LOL, nerdy jokes make me chuckle. good one

nerdy jokes are the bomb diggity

 

[ENVY BANG-RUH]

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

LOL, nerdy jokes make me chuckle. good one

nerdy jokes are the bomb diggity

Electron picture was hella funny

 

[bhangrafrealk]

Wife of a mechanical engineer gave birth to a new born.
Doctor: Congrats u hav gt a spare part from ur machine!!!
Husband: Is it nut or bolt???

 

[Jatt08]

Doli vali car dekh k heer ne chika maryian ne,
doli vali car dekh k heer ne chika mariyan ne,
kehndi main tan BULLETte jau,
Car ch tan pehlan he 6 sawariyan ne ...

 

[Nikhil]

A man walks into a Bar.


Ouch.

 

[Nikhil]

What do you call a mixed drink with Thumbs Up in it?

A Good One

 

[Gurbir23]

What do you call a mixed drink with Thumbs Up in it?

A Good One

thumbs up is freakin disgusting.........jus sayinnn