Haha I read this on one of my friend's statuses. Its pretty funny
MISSING PERSON ALERT: LeBron Raymone James aka LeQueen, Cleveland, OH - Age 25, 12/30/84. Reported missing 5/11/10. Last seen being taken 2 school by Rajon Rondo (Boston Celtics). Not heard from since Nike stopped running puppet commericals. Last seen in a false NBA Crown. James may be in need of medical attention ...for ...his elbow. Any info helping authorities find LeBron OR his Game, contact 800-FIND-KING
MISSING PERSON ALERT: LeBron Raymone James aka LeQueen, Cleveland, OH - Age 25, 12/30/84. Reported missing 5/11/10. Last seen being taken 2 school by Rajon Rondo (Boston Celtics). Not heard from since Nike stopped running puppet commericals. Last seen in a false NBA Crown. James may be in need of medical attention ...for ...his elbow. Any info helping authorities find LeBron OR his Game, contact 800-FIND-KING