A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury and cutting
firewood, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back
door and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his hooha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw and put it next the
to the vice.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna
set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want."
another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury and cutting
firewood, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back
door and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his hooha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw and put it next the
to the vice.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna
set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want."