This is why IQ tests should be required for women before they get a...

[Laddi]

Hilarious. But kinda true.

Funny Story.

My mom drove her Subaru Forrester into a tree when coming out of the garage. And then blamed my dad for putting that tree there. My dad apologized.

Funny Story 2.

My mom really can't park. She sometimes parks her current car, a Mercedes Benz, in a way that it takes up 2 parking spots. And then people don't park in the 2-3 spots around her because they're afraid how she'll back-out and drive away.

LMAOOOO Kinnell!! hahaha

I can relate to these women!!! hahahaha....Hit my car SIX times while getting out of the garage when i first got my license!!!

My first major accident was on the first rain day in Cali! Had an early exam, so i was speeding on the freeway n tailgating this one car...lol...next thing i know, I rear-ended a truck! LOL...the truck was high so it didnt get much damage, but my TWO MONTH OLD honda's hood folded up all the way up and back to the windshield!!! BUT being the trooper I am, i sat up HELLA high on my seat so i could SEE ahead, went n took that test, then returned home VIA FREEWAY AGAIN, parked the car, made Dad some CHAA to put him in a better mood, and then delivered the GOOD NEWS...That was 4 years ago, n his facial expression still haunts me to this day!!! hahahahaha...

Oooo...another one, i was pumping gas, and went to buy snacks in the convenience store, came back and forgot that the pump was still attached to my car, so i drove off, and i hear a HUGE THUDD...The noozle had complettely broken off the pump!!! ahahahahahaha

HELLA EMBARASSING TIMEEEEEEESSSS..but i feel better gettin them off my chest! hahaha

 

[Don]

Oooo...another one, i was pumping gas, and went to buy snacks in the convenience store, came back and forgot that the pump was still attached to my car, so i drove off, and i hear a HUGE THUDD...The noozle had complettely broken off the pump!!! ahahahahahaha

hahaha...damn that's embarrassing.

 

[Basim]

Oooo...another one, i was pumping gas, and went to buy snacks in the convenience store, came back and forgot that the pump was still attached to my car, so i drove off, and i hear a HUGE THUDD...The noozle had complettely broken off the pump!!! ahahahahahaha

Wow! That's nuts ;D Was there a lot of gas that leaked/spilled after the noozle broke off? I could imagine that to be a highly dangerous situation. Also, what did the owners of the gas station do?

~ Basim

 

[Laddi]

Oooo...another one, i was pumping gas, and went to buy snacks in the convenience store, came back and forgot that the pump was still attached to my car, so i drove off, and i hear a HUGE THUDD...The noozle had complettely broken off the pump!!! ahahahahahaha

Wow! That's nuts ;D Was there a lot of gas that leaked/spilled after the noozle broke off? I could imagine that to be a highly dangerous situation. Also, what did the owners of the gas station do?

~ Basim

No Basim, thankfully, it was done pumping so there were no spill!!! LOL..but i HELLA got chewed out by the little CHEENE lady who's family owned the store! LMAO...i think she was so scared n shocked that she didnt make me pay extra n told me to just leave ASAP!!! MORAL OF THE STORY: Wait until u are driving safely on the road before BLASTING Bhangra Music on your IPOD...u might get distracted from more important things!!!