Top 10 Douchebag Fashions (Jay Sean Included hahaha)

[Temurzai]

everytime in california all i see is ed hardy all over the place. i wil forever hate that brand cuz i love von dutch and rock it to this day. and they are responsible for buying them out in america. now i have to order my shit online hah

 

[jasraj93]

those colourful tight jeans kalay wear and those pattern pants kaliyan wear with like the leopard design n shit

 

[A.T.]

i personally think number #1 should be: guys wearing white belts and white shoes at formal events, and the absolute worst is when they are wearing the white belt with white suspenders......like WTF, they think they are so trendy when they just look like clowns displaying a horrible fashion trend.....

LOL +1000000..that defines more than half of brampton dudes right now haha..def shud be #1

 

[Meistro]

1) overly matching will make you look like a bag of douche
2) it is douchy to sag skinny jeans; your jeans should never be tighter than your girlfriend's
3) (this ones my favourite) guys who wear sports jerseys but dont know shit about sports....oh, you can tell by the way the jersey is worn, the knowledge of the individual wearing it. haha
4) as mentioned before, white belt, white shoes, white tie, nothing is more douchebagish than this

 

[H.S.]

Distaar with a shaved beard and earrings.




Ultimate douchebag.

 

[Varun]

if u spend more time looking in the mirror than your girl does.


douchebag.

 

[nb0913]

1. kanye west sunglasses
2. tight shirts/pants
3. guys wearing sleeveless shirts

 

[Gurbir23]

Distaar with a shaved beard and earrings.

......+ motherfreakin 1....this looks horrible....case in point: Jaswinder dhagamia...and the majority of england (thin pencil line up and pughs = douche)



Ultimate douchebag.

 

[terabaap]

you get your eyebrows shaped up
douchebag.

 

[Jessica]

you get your eyebrows shaped up
douchebag.

Some guys actually need it, its stupid when they get it hellaa shaped up that there eyebrows are extraaa thin and gay looking but if guys really need it & it looks natural then its not so douchbag-ish, in my opinion.

 

[ENVY BANG-RUH]

you get your eyebrows shaped up
douchebag.

Some guys actually need it, its stupid when they get it hellaa shaped up that there eyebrows are extraaa thin and gay looking but if guys really need it & it looks natural then its not so douchbag-ish, in my opinion.

+1 for NO UNIBROWS

 

[Mandi]

you get your eyebrows shaped up
douchebag.

when a guy's eyebrows have a better arch and shape than mine..that is definitely a negative.

 

[COMTONDAJATT]

if you shave anything below your neck you deserve to have your penis revoked.

 

[H.S.]

if you shave anything below your neck you deserve to have your penis revoked.

yea, guys legs shouldnt be smoother than ours.

 

[sargam627]

Men wearing short shorts/tight jean shorts..DOUCHEBAGS.

 

[vj10]

Men wearing short shorts/tight jean shorts..DOUCHEBAGS.

LOL who have you been seeing recently

 

[[Sher] Imran]

Guys that wear uggs. seriously?

 

[Laddi]

Guys that wear uggs. seriously?

noooo way!!! I have yet to see that! hahaha

Douchebag alert:
-guy who takes pics of himself and occasionally pouts..

 

[dj2nyce]

after reading this and then seein what everyone wrote....i went to blowout this weekend and the majority of guys there fit on this list. its sad, when will they learn?

1. leather jackets
2. mohawks with mullets. its like the double kill gone miserably wrong
3. eyebrows lookin better than the girl your hittin on (like their mom threaded em)
4. wearing a collared shirt, with a tie, with a diamond patterned sweater vest - the indian cop out to getting dressed up
5. we know chest hair makes you manly but when ur profusely sweating and theres a jungle comin out the top of ur turtleneck, button up ur shirt another button
6. if u look like u should be on dateline's to catch a predator cuz ur the only dude in the whole afterparty to not be smilin or talkin to someone and then on top of that ur wearing white shoes (green card check please?)


on the bright side....at least the girls were still rockin some fine shittt

 

[Dholaholic]

i hate argyle