Bollywood Film Quotes

[kinnell]

"Mere paas property hai,bank balance hai,bangla hai,ghaari hai...TUMARE PAAS KYA HAI?

screen shot to amitabh's face then the other guy then back to amitabh then other guy then back to amitabh and FINALLLY back to the other guy.

"Mere paas maa hai." One of my favorite quotes of all time.

 

[roohinor]

"No if, no but, onlyy Jatt"

-Sunny Deol. The only guy who apparently, can knock out an army of men by himself. ;D

"apna nihaal, nihaaal hogiya" - his grandmother LOL

HAHAHHA best one yet.

 

[KingGeorge]

freaky freaky raat hogaye

 

[Mandi]

freaky freaky raat hogaye

Aman - That's from Kismit Konnection - Soniye Ve Soniye song

 

[Mandi]

Here is one for those who like older Hindi movies:

"Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….Warna na ho"

 

[Jeeti]

Tera Kya Hoga Kaliya?

 

[Dippy]

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?

CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!


;D

Man, I love that movie!!

 

[Varun]

villain: election se withdraw karle.
hero: sach hai na? teri baap ne teri maa se shaadi nahi ki? tum donno bhai-bhen harami hoon na?
villain: akri baar poochta hoon. election se withdraw karega ki nahi?
hero: agar tere baap ne time per withdraw karliya hota, to tu aaj haramzadigi se bachta.

looooool, watch it yourself @2:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5UuLFbDmP8

 

[Billoo0]

villain: election se withdraw karle.
hero: sach hai na? teri baap ne teri maa se shaadi nahi ki? tum donno bhai-bhen harami hoon na?
villain: akri baar poochta hoon. election se withdraw karega ki nahi?
hero: agar tere baap ne time per withdraw karliya hota, to tu aaj haramzadigi se bachta.

looooool, watch it yourself @2:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5UuLFbDmP8

LOL.. when in doubt, pull it out!

 

[Billoo0]

Here is one for those who like older Hindi movies:

"Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….Warna na ho"

sharaabiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[J Hayer]

villain: election se withdraw karle.
hero: sach hai na? teri baap ne teri maa se shaadi nahi ki? tum donno bhai-bhen harami hoon na?
villain: akri baar poochta hoon. election se withdraw karega ki nahi?
hero: agar tere baap ne time per withdraw karliya hota, to tu aaj haramzadigi se bachta.

looooool, watch it yourself @2:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5UuLFbDmP8

hahaha, i wanna watch this movie just cuz of that now ahaha

 

[Varun]

its actually an awesome film bro. better than most of the filmy bullshit out there

Vogue Nouvelle Bollywood.

 

[roohinor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wEPubAR6EY

this never gets old.

 

[Pooja]

anything from 3 idiots.

"Aapko pataa hai hum kaun hain? Humaare naam aur roll numbers?"

And then he throws all the papers in the air...HAHA!

 

[KingGeorge]

Q: "Motor kasai start hota hai?"
A: "Brrrrrr...."

-3 idiots.

 

[Mandi]

anything from 3 idiots.

"Aapko pataa hai hum kaun hain? Humaare naam aur roll numbers?"

And then he throws all the papers in the air...HAHA!

Agreed!!

my all time favorite from that movie (just watched it last night) - "It wasn't me...Raju."

 

[sb123]

Tera Kya Hoga Kaliya?

hahaha that definitely wins

 

[sb123]

Its a childhood problem.- Main hoon na

 

[Gopi D]

"To kya rrrrape kiya maine tumhara!?" haha i love when priyanka says that!

 

[sb123]

"EGGJACTLY!"

haha australian guy in salaam namaste