I got this email over the weekend....so naturally I sent it around for laughs....
Hello Ji, my name is Pooja and I\'m a Senior completing the my last year of high school at *****. At the end of the year, our school holds this formal dinner for those seniors who are life members of this \"service club\" called ****************. Anyways, long story short, they\'ve asked me to do a \"Indian Bollywood\" dance thing as one of the talent items performed during the dinner. I know this a very random e-mail, and you guys are busy people, but I\'m, you know a crazy person YAAR, par you know, in the good filmy-shilmy way, like I eat rice all the time (with curry YO) and my parents are crazy strict, so I pretty much have no life--BUT I\'M still a pretty cool person if I do say so myself. But when somebody asks me to do a performance that has to do with our NATIVE CULTURE, HUMARA APNA DESH(at this point there\'s wind blowing in my hair, and I see a bonfire in the center of a green field...)...type of thing...toh ji CHAK DE PHATTE...we gotta do it big. Also ji, a note to point is that I\'m 1 of 3 Indians in my entire school. Dude, I\'m the ONLY senior in my entire class that originates from the South Eastern Sub-Continent of ASIA--it\'s like I\'m the only brown chikni amongst a pool of white! So you know, back to the performance, I know that Indian dances always look better with more people(you probably have the feeling that I\'m going to ask you to perform at this point...but, hello ji, not exactly...is situation mein twist hai) so I wanted to know if you guys could help me out and show my school what JHATKAS Indians really have. I can totally understand if this isn\'t a possibility, I know you guys are busy doing your thing, but I thought, it doesn\'t hurt to ask. So I kind of a have this idea of a performance... but if you think that you guys could be apart of my performance and make it show our culture\'s true colors please reply back. (Dinner is on April 29th) ...And if not, no worries, but please could you let me know. Thanks for your time!
JASMEET AND I decided to Reply to her by SAYING...............
Sup Poooja!! You email was extremely sexy and I just wanted to know if I could give you personal bhangra lessons I'll show you the REAL Balle balle
Your Gabroo Jawan
Jasmeet
She Responded with THIS............................
Hey Jasmeet!
I didn't know you already read my email (I re-read your msg), so I take it you already kinda sorta know my situation ji.
So I gathered together like 6-7 girls who want to be in the dance with me and I'm wondering if you have time, and if this wouldn't
be burdensome on you if you could teach us some philmy-shilmy-shoulder-vibrating-air-catching-true-ji dancing moves. Idk, if weekends are good maybe we can meet at ****? Also, I have this secret craze for bhangra...and people at my school kinda know me for rollin up to school in my 2001 white honda mini-gujju-van (that's white of course) with windows down blastin "Mudian toh Bach ke Rahe"...so I was wondering if you could help us with that song specifically....besides that, everyone wants to dance to "Jai Ho" (of which if you hear some of my classmates say it, please forgive me if the "ho" in 'jai ho' sounds like HOE...dude, just deal with it, there's nothing we can do about it...) and i'm trying to mix in some other hindi songs like Jiya Jale from Dil Se.... and any cool "beated" songs that white people would like (excuse that "white" part ...but c'mon now.)
and YO man, you can like totally call me Poojinder if you want...
(not that I named myself that or anything...)..just you know,... we can be SAME TO SAME with our names and we'd so not be lame.
But I really hope we can arrange something....and this only IF YOU ARE FREE and have the time to sacrifice. I know I don't know you, but to tell you about ourselves we're all just chilled out seniors, and anything works, I promise we're not picky or anything...so it doesn't have to be perfect.
Thanks for everything mera naya supersickwitted Gubroo Jawan!
And Now BTF'ers we ask you...........................what do we say to this?
Hello Ji, my name is Pooja and I\'m a Senior completing the my last year of high school at *****. At the end of the year, our school holds this formal dinner for those seniors who are life members of this \"service club\" called ****************. Anyways, long story short, they\'ve asked me to do a \"Indian Bollywood\" dance thing as one of the talent items performed during the dinner. I know this a very random e-mail, and you guys are busy people, but I\'m, you know a crazy person YAAR, par you know, in the good filmy-shilmy way, like I eat rice all the time (with curry YO) and my parents are crazy strict, so I pretty much have no life--BUT I\'M still a pretty cool person if I do say so myself. But when somebody asks me to do a performance that has to do with our NATIVE CULTURE, HUMARA APNA DESH(at this point there\'s wind blowing in my hair, and I see a bonfire in the center of a green field...)...type of thing...toh ji CHAK DE PHATTE...we gotta do it big. Also ji, a note to point is that I\'m 1 of 3 Indians in my entire school. Dude, I\'m the ONLY senior in my entire class that originates from the South Eastern Sub-Continent of ASIA--it\'s like I\'m the only brown chikni amongst a pool of white! So you know, back to the performance, I know that Indian dances always look better with more people(you probably have the feeling that I\'m going to ask you to perform at this point...but, hello ji, not exactly...is situation mein twist hai) so I wanted to know if you guys could help me out and show my school what JHATKAS Indians really have. I can totally understand if this isn\'t a possibility, I know you guys are busy doing your thing, but I thought, it doesn\'t hurt to ask. So I kind of a have this idea of a performance... but if you think that you guys could be apart of my performance and make it show our culture\'s true colors please reply back. (Dinner is on April 29th) ...And if not, no worries, but please could you let me know. Thanks for your time!
JASMEET AND I decided to Reply to her by SAYING...............
Sup Poooja!! You email was extremely sexy and I just wanted to know if I could give you personal bhangra lessons I'll show you the REAL Balle balle
Your Gabroo Jawan
Jasmeet
She Responded with THIS............................
Hey Jasmeet!
I didn't know you already read my email (I re-read your msg), so I take it you already kinda sorta know my situation ji.
So I gathered together like 6-7 girls who want to be in the dance with me and I'm wondering if you have time, and if this wouldn't
be burdensome on you if you could teach us some philmy-shilmy-shoulder-vibrating-air-catching-true-ji dancing moves. Idk, if weekends are good maybe we can meet at ****? Also, I have this secret craze for bhangra...and people at my school kinda know me for rollin up to school in my 2001 white honda mini-gujju-van (that's white of course) with windows down blastin "Mudian toh Bach ke Rahe"...so I was wondering if you could help us with that song specifically....besides that, everyone wants to dance to "Jai Ho" (of which if you hear some of my classmates say it, please forgive me if the "ho" in 'jai ho' sounds like HOE...dude, just deal with it, there's nothing we can do about it...) and i'm trying to mix in some other hindi songs like Jiya Jale from Dil Se.... and any cool "beated" songs that white people would like (excuse that "white" part ...but c'mon now.)
and YO man, you can like totally call me Poojinder if you want...
(not that I named myself that or anything...)..just you know,... we can be SAME TO SAME with our names and we'd so not be lame.
But I really hope we can arrange something....and this only IF YOU ARE FREE and have the time to sacrifice. I know I don't know you, but to tell you about ourselves we're all just chilled out seniors, and anything works, I promise we're not picky or anything...so it doesn't have to be perfect.
Thanks for everything mera naya supersickwitted Gubroo Jawan!
And Now BTF'ers we ask you...........................what do we say to this?
