Gentlemen, I propose the first international Shikke Competition*.
Here is the judging rubric:
Technical Execution (45 pts)
> Quality of Build & Engineering
> Weight & Density
> Durability & Toughness
> Hardness
> Tensile Strength
> Fleekness
...etc
Artistic Execution (45 pts)
> Creativity
> Appearance
> Sound
> Smell
> Taste
...etc
Overall Impression (10 pts)
Bonus Points for:
> Low Cost
> Thermal Properties (flame resistant)
> Electrical Properties
> Low toxicity & carcinogenicity
> Biocompatibility
> Self-healing (whether through polymer/fiber composites or nanites)
> Recyclability
> Edibility
* Not limited to just Plastic saaps. No discrimination, this isn't just a modern competition - wooden saaps can compete too. I, for one, prefer my saaps covered in tin foil. Smelling fresh, warm to touch. Also, spicy. Actually, I just prefer burritos.