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Wah !! Wah !!Amanpaul said:
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Ek Bar Santa Ka Sunday Ke Din Sex Karne Ka Modd Ban Gaya
Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai”
Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai”
Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi
Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola
Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa”
Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne
Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua
Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya
After 2 Days
Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata”
Pappu: “[/color]Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“
Usne Biwi Ko Kaha: “Chal Sex Karte Hai”
Biwi Boli: “Arrey Din Mein Kaisi, Pappu Ghar Mein Hi Hai Aur Tv Dekh Rha Hai”
Santa Ko Hadd Se Jyada Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi
Usne Chupke Se Tv Ki Taar Hata Di Aur Pappu Ko Bola
Santa: “Oye Lagta Hai Antena Mein Problem Hai, Jake Uper Thik Karke Aa”
Jaisi Hi Pappu Chatt Pe Gaya Usne Biwi Ko Litaya Aur Lag Gaya Chodne
Pappu Ne Jab Bhi Uper Se Pucha Ki Thik Ho Gaya Santa Ne Kaha Abhi Nahi Hua
Pappu Ko Aadha Ghanta Hua To Wo Neeche Aa Aaya To Dekha Ki Kaam Chalu Hai Wo Wapas Chala Gya
After 2 Days
Pappu Santa Se Kahta Hai: “Papa, Chintu Ki Mummy Chud Rahi Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Oye, Tujhe Kese Pata”
Pappu: “[/color]Wo Chintu Kitni Der Se Antina Theek Karne Me Laga Hai“
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parampreetsekhon said:
Leh ta Parampreet Joke Marda
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lols.. Kyon meinu joke maarna mana wa ?soniadewett said:parampreetsekhon said:
Leh ta Parampreet Joke Marda
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2nyce said:
One Day Three Friends Go To A Ski Lodge And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed.
In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says: “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!”
The Guy On The Left Wakes Up And Unbelievably He’s Had The Same Dream Too.
Then The Guy In The Middle Wakes Up And Says: “That’s Funny, I Dreamed I Was Skiing!“
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh neet will love thisparampreetsekhon said:
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There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car." So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."
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Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
Gopal says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 AM every day."
Gopal is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
Gopal says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 AM every day."
Gopal is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."
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This is the BEST boli I ever heard !!
Ek Kudi Boli Paa Rahi Si..
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
“Ghagre Di Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi Chittran Nu Aave.”
Ek Kudi Boli Paa Rahi Si..
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
Bari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si, Khatt Ke Leyande Paave,
“Ghagre Di Mauj Badi, Hawa Sidhi Chittran Nu Aave.”
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Whats the opposite of Non Sense?
...Roti Sense.
...Roti Sense.
