Jokes

[Gurbir23]

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.




.....you dirty minded fuck, what did you think it was

 

[Navkarn]

What does a punjabi cow say when he's mad?


fittay moo!


(thanks giggs ;D)

 

[Jatt08]

A sentence in Forbes magazine:

"Always remember, Money is not evrything in life, But make sure u earn sufficient before thinking such nonsense...."

 

[sgrewal30]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8227189

 

[Jatt08]

The last wish

A dying granny was talking to her grand daughter: "I may die any moment so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, the tractor, the farmhouse & all the livestock.

Wow said the granddaughter: Thanks granny, I didn't know you even had a farm & all this wealth! Where is it?

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Grandma replies: on 'Facebook'

 

[Dippy]

what did the pizza say to the other pizza that was in his way?



PIZZA HUT!

What did the sunglasses say to the other sunglasses in his way?

SUNGLASS HUT!


8)

What did the guy pizza say to the girl pizza?


Tu CHEESE BADI HAI MAST MAST!! :-*

 

[gill00]

what did the pizza say to the other pizza that was in his way?



PIZZA HUT!

What did the sunglasses say to the other sunglasses in his way?

SUNGLASS HUT!


8)

What did the guy pizza say to the girl pizza?


Tu CHEESE BADI HAI MAST MAST!! :-*

HAHAHAHAH

 

[Jatt08]

Gabbar:Ye hath mujhe dede Thakur!
Thakur: Lele... mere hath lele
Basanti k v lele
our Viru k v lele
DURGA MATA ban ja Sale!
Gabbar: Sory yaar tu to jajbati ho gya.

 

[parampreetsekhon]

One Day A Man Goes To A Tattoo Artist And Says
Man: “I’d Like You To Tattoo A One-Hundred Dollar Bill Onto My Dick.”

The Tattoo Artist Is Surprised And Ask: “Well, That Could Hurt A Lot. Why Would You Want A 100 Dollar Bill On Your Dick?”
The Man Answer: “Actually There Are Three Reasons

• I Like To Watch My Money Grow
• I Like To Play With My Money
• And Next Time My Wife Wants To Blow A-Hundred Bucks She Won’t Have To Leave The House!”